The Kid's gonna be alright

Yesterday morning, getting dressed. The Kid is hiding a bird behind her back.

Kid: "Where's the bird?"

DAE: "I don't know, I can't see it. Do you know where it's gone?"

Kid: "Abyssinia!"

DAE: "Oh, that's a long way to go. Why is the bird there?"

Kid: "He has a job there."

DAE: "What's his job?"

Kid: (darkly, grinning) "Scaring princesses."

Oh, mine? Yeah, she's the creepy one over there.