In which we discover I'm even evil in my sleep
Posted by David on Saturday, July 22, 2006 at 7:03 AM.
Apparently -- I heard all of this second hand, as it were -- early yesterday morning, Miz Becky woke up from a nightmare involving spiders.
As she explained this to 7/8 asleep me, I patted her head comfortingly.
And then made little spider tracks down her arm with my hand.
Of course, as she was describing this to me the next morning, I was terribly sympathetic and contrite. Or, uh, I laughed hysterically, and am in fact snickering to myself as I type this. Not so much that I did that to her, which wasn't nice at all, but that with my societal filters down... I'm basically evil.
Or as a psychiatrist friend of mine once said: "You probably would have made a great shrink, because you're so empathetic... but you use your talents for evil."
Savannah, on Saturday, July 22, 2006 at 10:00 AM:
I was too lazy to look this up in your archives--but you did pretty much get the Satan score in that Evil Quiz, right? So this is not a surprise. But poor Miz B! I would *not* be amused. On the bright side, your evilness should come in very handy at helping your future baby get through middle school.