Japan is an odd place, chapter 783

Posted by David on Tuesday, February 7, 2006 at 3:57 PM.

Now I know what killed Betty Friedan.

'Maid in Japan' cafes treat geeks like lords

TOKYO (Reuters) - "Welcome home, Master," says the maid as she bows deeply, hands clasped in front of a starched pinafore worn over a short pink dress.

This maid serves not some aristocrat but a string of pop-culture-mad customers at a "Maid Cafe" in Tokyo's Akihabara district, long known as a Mecca for electronics buffs but now also the centre of the capital's "nerd culture".

"When they address you as 'Master', the feeling you get is like a high," says Koji Abei, a 20-year-old student having coffee with a friend at the Royal Milk Cafe and Aromacare.

"I've never felt that way before."

Maid cafes dot Akihabara, which has become a second home for Tokyo's "otaku" -- roughly translated as "geeks". They're known for their devotion to comics and computer games and can easily be identified by their standard outfit of track suit, knapsack and spectacles.

In the cafes, girls dressed in frilly frocks inspired by comic-book heroines wait hand and foot on customers, mostly male, who might have once been obsessed with naughty schoolgirls and nurses.

At one cafe, maids get down on their knees to stir the cream and sugar into the customer's coffee.

At Royal Milk, diners can follow up a meal with a range of grooming services, including ear cleanings.

Maids at some of the more attentive shops even offer to spoon-feed customers at their table.

Maid cafes have mushroomed since they first emerged about four years ago, evolving from cafes where waiting staff emulated characters from a popular series of role-playing video games, often dressed in schoolgirl-inspired uniforms.

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Savannah, on Tuesday, February 7, 2006 at 6:28 PM:

It is a sad, sad day when one is forced to reassess the Playboy Bunny phenomenon as being "actually not that bad, compared to *this.*"


Michelle, on Wednesday, February 8, 2006 at 2:36 AM:

Creep-o-rama!!!!!


Maffy, on Wednesday, February 8, 2006 at 7:40 AM:

Well, I think it would be very hot to have some naughty girl stir my tea...on her knees?...in a school girl uniform? Wow. We can't even get gay marriage recognized, and that seems pretty conventional to me. Japan was never high on my "must see" list of countries. Maybe I should reconsider...


Laura Z, on Wednesday, February 8, 2006 at 11:46 AM:

I cannot start commenting on this or I will start to implode!


rfkj, on Wednesday, February 8, 2006 at 1:16 PM:

Other than calling you "Master," this sounds pretty much like a Hooters. What's the real difference between having a pretty girl stir your tea on her knees and having a pretty girl pound the back of a ketchup bottle so that a) your fries get ketchup; and b) her boobs bounce up and down a lot? The purpose behind both is pretty obvious.

Not that I'm justifying this, you understand (and the food at Hooters sucks), but it doesn't seem to me to be *that* different from stuff we have here.

(Okay...the ear cleaning thing is just frickin' bizarre. "Uh, yeah, I'll have the tea-on-her-knees, the squid eyeball soup, the can of french fries, and...the earwax removal special with the clearcoat.")


Maffy, on Thursday, February 9, 2006 at 7:25 AM:

The ear cleaning thing does seem like a strange choice - unless you're a Ferengi.