Squirrel Wars
Posted by David on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 9:21 PM.
Doug Plummer is battling squirrels:
I am locked in a battle in which there is no hope of success. My foe is craftier, more persistent and patient, and has better manual dexterity than me. For months we have been been testing each other’s resolve, ramping up arms and strategies, trying to outwit our enemy. Property damage has ensued. Physical blows have been exchanged. It is a good thing I do not own a gun, for I would use it against my foe with no remorse.I am battling squirrels.
Oh yes he is. Damn funny. Go, read.
stacy, on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 9:38 PM:
From a friend of mine in Fort Worth Texas who borrowed a pellet gun when the squirrels started removing her clothes from the line and eating everything in her garage.
--Ha! I spit on his birdfeeder. This is nothing. Fie on him for calling it a war. Of war he knows nothing. I can tell you about squirrel wars. Wait until they chew holes into his house. He thinks it’s just luck he doesn’t own a gun? It’s a choice. He’ll get one. He’ll realize it’s not a fair fight.
Love,
Maggie