That ain't no fruit salad

Posted by David on Saturday, May 29, 2004 at 8:42 AM.

I blame it on the Bakerina, really, who posted some, well, suggestive lyrics, which started a bit of a trend, which meant that I of course had to post my favorite example of the genre:

Diamonds and Buttermilk
Poi Dog Pondering, Pomegranate

I wanna suck your guava juice
Get down on my knees and slip in your passion fruit
I come in diamonds and buttermilk
And swim right in and out of you 'til you shake-a like the chills
Licking the butter from your lilikoi lips
And deep-sea diving for the oyster in your hips
I'm gonna suck your kiwi right through my teeth
I'm gonna split your pomegranate
I'm gonna suckle on your seeds

So slippery, I'm feeling greedy
Gonna take you like smack to the needy...

(and so on)

Why yes, I do have a little sample from the live album Liquid White Light for you.


goliard, on Saturday, May 29, 2004 at 9:18 AM:

Sweet! You win the uber-Suggestive yet Not Obscene Award with that one, methinks. (Bakerina notified me to brag that we had started a meme).

Nice to meetchya, mind if I linkya?

Goliard


Alicia, on Monday, May 31, 2004 at 8:16 AM:

Poi Dog, original Poi Dog, is one of my favorite groups. I have Pomegranate and the self titled Poi Dog Pondering, which I love. Pulling Touch isn't as subtle but certainly is erotic.

Great meme.