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What denomination?

Ok, there's plenty to talk about from the last couple of days, politics, culture (Goodbye, Spuddy), and nekkid clowns, but instead I'm just going to post this out-of-season joke*:

A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Chanukah cards.

She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Chanukah stamps?"

"What denomination?" replies the clerk.

The woman says "OY vey! Has it come to this? OK give me 6 Orthodox, 12 conservative, and 32 Reform."

* Miz Becky, you see, has this habit of skipping over my e-mails and not reading them until months and months later. I forwarded this particular joke to her back in January. She finally read it today, I remembered how funny it was, and here we are.