Spare time
Posted by David on Wednesday, December 10, 2003 at 3:00 PM.
This is going around in e-mail today; origin unknown.
What happens when you have
- nothing to do
- a sharp knife
- a large lime (or a small orange if you're in TN)
- a patient cat
- too much tequila
- and it's football season?

Via Marcia and Beth.