The horrible baby name list
If you have a bunch of time to kill, and need to feel superior about other people's horrible, horrible names for their children, spend some time with Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing.
As they say on the site: The following is a catalog of naming questions and suggestions posted on several different baby naming bulletin boards going back as far as early 2001.
Some samples:
We aren't having kids for another year or two, but we like Kellyna Nychole, Taryn Mykah and Mykenzie Kathryn for girls.So far we have come up with;
Boys;Finn, Drake, Regan, Hazen, Tannith
Girls; Mehina, Miette, Acenzion, Reina, Sarika, Taise.Andreana Calida [last name]
Damita Nicole [last name]
Adoncia Noella [last name]
Kamaria May [last name]
Elliot Ness [last name]
Then, of course, there are the really depressing entries:
I'm a 18 year old mother, and my twin daughters (they are now almost 2 years old) are named Vanessa Aisleigh and Maya Reese. My other favorite names are: Girls: Ashton, Lexi, Elisa, Morganne, Madeleine, Shoanie, Kendel
Boys: Reed, Jack, Cortlend, Dane
I hope that all of the teenagers out there realize what they are doing before they do it. Even though I love my daughters, I made a mistake that will change my life forever.Hello everyone! Im 15 weeks pregnant and I know I have a lot of time to think on a name, however, the father of the baby is no longer around, I have two older sons whos names are Aaron James, and Andrew Michael... no I didnt at the time had one thought that they both started with "A's". But since so many think so would like to name this next child with an "A" name. I have found: Alyssa, Alexia, Alea, Abigail that I like. Last imput from father of baby was.."going to break the cycle of the "A" name thing....Ugh! Men! What do you think, any good advice for me?
Would like something not so common. Help!
rfkj, on Tuesday, October 7, 2003 at 11:26 AM:
The actor Jason Lee and his fiancee named their new son "Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf Lee". I'm also reminded of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's kids, Rumer and Scout.
I'd like to know where people come up with some of these names. Like "Anfernee" and "Keyshawn", or my current favorite stumper, Washington wide receiver Laveranues Coles. How is it pronounced? "Lah-ver-knee-us."
Although frankly, with a daughter named "Kulani Ramona", I really shouldn't talk too much...
Wanda Culpepper, on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 4:25 AM:
Theres nothing I hate more than parents naming their kids after desirable "personality traits" I mean come on... HONESTY? What kind of name is that?
Rory Campbell, on Tuesday, July 27, 2004 at 9:20 AM:
Umm... especially interested in your website since both the name of my son (Finn) and daughter (Taise) feature. I'm interested in the reaction to the names, but plead dispensation on the grounds that
a) I like them and
b) I come from Rathlin Island off the Antrim coast of Northern Ireland: Rathlin had a 6th Century princess Taise, and the local giant was Finn Mac Cumhall.
So there.
Slan agat
Rory
Dan, on Friday, May 6, 2005 at 9:29 PM:
AAAAHH!!
Alexia means "the pathological inability to read!" Doesn't anyone use a dictionary any more?