#545 bus, yesterday evening
I looked over yesterday evening as we were headed into downtown Seattle and noticed this crumpled piece of paper stuck in the announcements display at the front of the bus:

Naturally I was intrigued, and had to retrieve the whole thing. I went through a painfully slow process of sliding the announcement flyer up, then sliding it back down a bit when it lost traction on the document, then sliding it up, then back down to get more traction, until finally I worked a corner of the document up out of the frame and I could get ahold of it.
And here, for your perusal, is the whole document. (Kind of a big file for those of you on modems)
My best guess is that it's a flyer to attract investors in an imaginary band posted by someone who was, let's say, off their medicine. Any other guesses?