More free-floating surrealism

Posted by David on Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 9:35 AM.

The scene: This morning, in the car. I've got some matzo in my bag that I'm taking to the office.

Me (affecting a hipster dealer voice): "Hey man, you want some matzo?"

Miz Becky: "unh-uh. It's all about the leavening for me."


Maybe you had to be there, but I was left helpless and shuddering in my seat. And people think she's the "normal" one.